How to Roast Each Zodiac Sign

1. Aries

They're actually babies. Aries are known for their immaturity, drama, and tantrums. 

2. Taurus

They appreciate lounging in an upmarket atmosphere with a plate of their favorite dishes.

3. Gemini

Gemini is the perfect individual to fill your phone wit documents, gifs, and jokes all day about nothing important. 

4. Cancer

Cancers: victims or attention-seekers? Requesting a pal.

5. Leo

They need fandom from everyone—especially themselves.

6. Virgo

Virgo nitpicks, criticizes, and corrects.

7. Libra

Libra, a people-pleaser, can't make decisions, making it flaky. 

8. Scorpio

Scorpio has the most resentments. Even if they started the turmoil, they make sure everyone pays for others' sins. 

9. Sagittarius

A know-it-all who is wrong but thinks they are right is the worst. 

10. Capricorn

If you want parents who criticize everyone, including themselves.

11. Aquarius

Though Aquarius can't get serious and like aloofness.

12. Pisces

Pisces may reside in a world of their own and avoid reality.

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