Zodiac Signs from Serious to Silly
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1. SCORPIO
You only work. Totally depressed. a sickness. Nuclear war.
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SCORPIO
You're a graveyard. The music stops and everyone puts down their drinks as you arrive. Even humour is deadly serious.
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2. CAPRI
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Honey, occasionally a sack of cement is more enjoyable than you.
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Comedies bring tears. You weep at tragedies. You weep a lot, so cheer up.
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3. VIRGO
It's Debbie Downer, sulking back into town. I understand your stress.
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VIRGO
No, you don't realise how annoying you can be about these things. Take two calm pills, flip that frown around, and contact me tomorrow.
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4. TAURUS
You can plan wars but not parties. Funeral, never baby party.
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TAURUS
Your presence would sober an intoxicated person. I'll paint your grin even if I have to sneak up behind you.
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5. LEO
You go from serious to foolish. You'll get your affairs straight and be serious—paying bills.
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LEO
After having so much fun that you lose your job and are evicted, it's time to become serious again.
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6. CANCE
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Car accidents are dangerous. If your buddy doesn't get wounded, the insurance pays the damage.
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7. LIBRA
You carefully blend serious and silly. You're cranky sometimes.
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