Zodiac Signs from Serious to Silly
You only work. Totally depressed. a sickness. Nuclear war.
You're a graveyard. The music stops and everyone puts down their drinks as you arrive. Even humour is deadly serious.
Honey, occasionally a sack of cement is more enjoyable than you.
Comedies bring tears. You weep at tragedies. You weep a lot, so cheer up.
It's Debbie Downer, sulking back into town. I understand your stress.
No, you don't realise how annoying you can be about these things. Take two calm pills, flip that frown around, and contact me tomorrow.
You can plan wars but not parties. Funeral, never baby party.
Your presence would sober an intoxicated person. I'll paint your grin even if I have to sneak up behind you.
You go from serious to foolish. You'll get your affairs straight and be serious—paying bills.
After having so much fun that you lose your job and are evicted, it's time to become serious again.
Car accidents are dangerous. If your buddy doesn't get wounded, the insurance pays the damage.
You carefully blend serious and silly. You're cranky sometimes.
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