Zodiac Signs from Serious to Silly

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1. SCORPIO

You only work. Totally depressed. a sickness. Nuclear war.

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SCORPIO

You're a graveyard. The music stops and everyone puts down their drinks as you arrive. Even humour is deadly serious.

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2. CAPRICORN

Honey, occasionally a sack of cement is more enjoyable than you. 

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CAPRICORN

Comedies bring tears. You weep at tragedies. You weep a lot, so cheer up. 

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3. VIRGO

It's Debbie Downer, sulking back into town. I understand your stress.

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VIRGO

No, you don't realise how annoying you can be about these things. Take two calm pills, flip that frown around, and contact me tomorrow.

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4. TAURUS

You can plan wars but not parties. Funeral, never baby party. 

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TAURUS

Your presence would sober an intoxicated person. I'll paint your grin even if I have to sneak up behind you. 

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5. LEO

You go from serious to foolish. You'll get your affairs straight and be serious—paying bills.

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LEO

After having so much fun that you lose your job and are evicted, it's time to become serious again.

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6. CANCER

Car accidents are dangerous. If your buddy doesn't get wounded, the insurance pays the damage.

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7. LIBRA

You carefully blend serious and silly. You're cranky sometimes. 

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